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In 50 words or less, what does “DO NOT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER” mean to you? In 50 words or less, what does “ABSTINENCE” mean to you? When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice is _____________________ (NOTE: If the answer to “E” begins with a B, T, or A, discontinue and leave the premises immediately with your head hung low.) 15. _____________________ Signature (That means sign your name) Thank you for your interest. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.
However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.
If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Application for Dating my Daughter The last place I would want to be shot is _________________ If I were to be beaten, the last bone I would want broken is ______________ The one thing I hope this application doesn’t ask is ____________________ 8. We have two kids, Brittany (29) and Trevor (25) I am the Senior Vice President for Saving Innocence.
I have a passion for my family and have learned a few things along the way.
On a previous blog post entitled “10 Rules for Dating my Daughter” practically went viral.